kids-n-teens-blog:

When you see that someone reblogged the same post as you

But then you notice that they reblogged it from someone else, not you.

(via reblogable-memes)

garcondesfleurs:

greyerwardens:

katielittlejohn:

soorajmakhi:

theyellowbrickroad:

theyellowbrickroad:

Did I ever tell u guys about the time my ex legitimately thought he killed me with his dick???

Ok so picture this I’m 18 and excited about sex, trying out some new positions. We are having sex in a pretty similar position to this

And my pussy is so wet it might as well be a god damn Slip N Slide ok. And he’s pounding at it fast and hard but slips out and goes to go right back in… But something is wrong. He’s about to enter….

The. Wrong. Hole.

And my eyes widen, I go to shout “noooo!!!!” But it’s all happening too fast. He thrusts right into my unlubed asshole and I scream like murder and leap right up onto my feet.

We had only been dating a couple of months at this time and there was something very important he did not know about me: I am a chronic fainter. If I’m in pain or if I see my own blood, I will pass the fuck out. I get real quiet and turn to him and say, “I am going to pass out.”

He doesn’t know I’m serious, he thinks I’m just being emotional, and he’s like “no baby come here” but as he finishes that sentence i faint and my head ping pongs off my metal bed frame, onto the wall and then finally my whole body falls on the ground.

He has never seen anybody faint before and naturally assumes I’m dead. A couple minutes later I awaken to him sobbing into my naked chest. Like this motherfucker really thought he sent me to the grave with some accidental anal sex.

SIMONE I AM YELLING

Joining tumblr was worth it just to read this. I didn’t make a terrible mistake 9 years ago, after all.

(via foxyymulderr)

flabbergasties:

No matter what happens:

Key West elected Teri Johnston, Florida’s first openly lesbian mayor

New York elected Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the youngest woman ever elected to Congress

Colorado elected Jared Polis, the first openly gay governor in the US

Minnesota elected Ilhan Omar, the first Muslim woman (alongside Rashida Tlaib) and the first Somali-American woman elected to Congress

Massachusetts elected Ayanna Pressley, the first black woman elected to Congress in Massachusetts

Kansas elected Sharice Davids, an openly gay ex-MMA fighter and one of the first Native American women (alongside Deb Haaland) elected to Congress

Michigan elected Rashida Tlaib, the first Palestinian-American (and first Muslim woman, alongside Ilhan Omar) elected to Congress

Kentucky elected Nima Kulkarni, the first Indian-American elected to Kentucky House of Representatives

New Mexico elected Deb Haaland, one of the first Native American women (alongside Sharice Davids) elected to Congress

New Hampshire elected Chris Pappas, the first openly gay member of Congress from New Hampshire

Florida elected Anna Eskamani, the first Iranian-American state lawmaker in Florida

And for the first time ever, over 100 women have been elected to the House of Representatives.

Representation matters. Diversity matters. This is progress.  

(As of 11/6/18 - 11:23 CT)

(via radical-feminsim)

Small events

How is it that one little action, from yourself or someone else, can change completly the way you see things, your perspective of life. Can change your day, week, month or even year without even knowin.

Is it possible that a small event can rewire your brain?

Why is our mind so unpredictable? Why are our feelings so unstable? Why aren’t we stable enough to function?

Why I’m not stable enough to function?

humor-n-shit-blog:

My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,

(via posts-that-only-suck-a-little)

I think I can understand now why love can be so painful and so hard to escape.

animalwoonz:

Instagram: @animalwoonz

(via thebestoftumbling)

make–it–gayer:

rejectscornersociety:

If everyone in my head would shut up, that’d be great.

(via suicideandscars)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via suicideandscars)

unclefather:

what;s the point of having animals if you won’t let them on the furniture, you stupid bitch

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

Maybe one day destiny will make su take different paths and I honestly don’t know if I want that day to come or not, I don’t know whether I want to stay or go.

I don’t know anymore how I feel with you and about you.

I´m lost.